I don't even know.

sofapizza:

believemeitsdouche:

my friend gave me a bouquet of chicken mcnuggets for valentines day

this is how you woo a lady

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undietaker:

Were sitting in class when these two kids knock on the window and a kid from our class opens the window and the kids start doing a drug deal and our teacher is just standing there like “DO YOU GUYS THINK IM BLIND”

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wavesandskating:

ethnicink:

“Every new country she goes to, she gets colored in. Epic”.

J

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Stuart Wilde

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smileyhihi:

allthatswagggshit:

mikeisasian:

I can’t stop reblogging this.

I wanna do this with my bestfriend

lol mahwish

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Click for the most hilarious, relatable gifs.

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whores:

queue

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isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

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h-ella:

disclusion:

nellabella16:

is this ur cat

Oh god

IM DONE

AD

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loveallhatenone:

ruinedchildhood:

 

Remember when Nickelodeon had attempted suicide?

Remember when Nickelodeon had actual suicide?

Remmeber when they had Mpreg

remember when they had a gay couple

Nickelodeon:Pushing the boundaries since 1977

they put squidward in hell

Spongebob seems to be the culprit in much of this…

Remember when Spongebob had an anal rape joke? 

Remember Rocko’s Modern Life?

Just. Rocko’s Modern Life. In it’s entirety.

lets not forget this

That last one holy crap

Oh my god I can’t

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lolsofunny:

triforcefox:

LOOK AT ALL THE LOVE WITHIN THAT TINY OWL

(lol here!)

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you-told-me-think-about-it:

ohitsjustkim:

fairgroundsoldier:

01012012:

friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate

and your grave

and eating your next pizza

this sums up all of tumblr 

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i-am-therumour-on-everyones-lips:

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

Cartier Love bracelet

“Unlike traditional bracelets, which are either wide enough to slip them over the hand onto the wrist or can readily be opened in order to put them on, the Love bracelet is designed to be opened only using a special screwdriver that is supplied with every bracelet. The screwdriver is also available in the form of a necklace, allowing the bracelet to be “locked” onto one person while the “key” is kept around the neck of another as a symbol for their commitment to their relationship.”

Can we get pls x

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